Now Playing: Circa Survive "Imaginary Enemy"
Hello there. I am a villain.
A villain without a diabolic plan. A villain with no hero to spar with. A villain that doesnt have an evil laboratory, or an evil assistant, or even an evil plan.
I am a villain only in name. Villainy because of the things that I say, not do. I am a very lazy villain. I have about one more month to prepare for my evil practice for my supposed Evil Audition for an evil degree course Im applying for. I am so evil that all I can think and do right now is stay home and come up with an evil comic to draw and keep myself absolutely busy. Sometimes I visit the kitchen to cook up some evil recipe and experiment some evil dishes for myself. I am evil, because I dont share my research. I am even more evil because I do not wake up early in the morning. I fold all those evil clothes in the intimidating living room and follow all the evil orders with no hesitation from the evil boss because it's so evil I find myself excited to complete it. Oh so evil. These things are so evil it's becoming very tiring.
Being evil is hard. Being nice is harder.